Saw This Question Somewhere Else And Kind Of Interesting

[Buster]

how come when people get hit by cars,they always find their shoes somewhere else?

:think2:

 

[djmatt]

i dunno but a couple years ago I was stumbling outta Hamiltons, a bar by Loyola.. walked out in traffic and got hit by a car.. shoes stayed on and the cocksucker never looked back that hit me

ya booze ya lose..

 

[PBR]

Guy wakes up in a hospital bed...the nurse came in and said "I've got good news and bad news...the bad news is that you were involved in a horrible car accident, and both of your feet were amputated. The good news is that the guy in the next bed wants to buy your shoes"

Not sure if this answers your question or not.

 

[LarryLegend]

This is a Dane Cook routine. Pretty funny too. I'd provide a clip, but I'm too computer illiterate.

 

[sds23]

how come when people get hit by cars,they always find their shoes somewhere else?

:think2:

Some sort of strange hit-by-a-car-anti-centrifugal-force thing???